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Dak Prescott

Population16.471 billion

CapitalSulphur LA
LeaderJerry's Ignorance
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyQB1
AnimalDallas Cowboy

The Americas Team QB1 of Dak Prescott is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jerry's Ignorance with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.471 billion Dak Prescottians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulphur LA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dak Prescottian economy, worth a remarkable 4,797 trillion QB1s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 291,291 QB1s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,215,429 per year while the poor average 45,569, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dak Prescott's national animal is the Dallas Cowboy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Dak Prescott is ranked 279,316th in the world and 410th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Rudest Citizens: 766thLargest Black Market: 1,133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,662ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,215thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,437thHighest Crime Rates: 2,514thMost Inclusive: 2,615thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,024thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,215thHighest Average Incomes: 3,228thHighest Economic Output: 3,607thMost Efficient Economies: 3,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,035thHighest Food Quality: 4,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,182ndHighest Drug Use: 5,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,492ndMost Stationary: 7,305thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,578thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,317thSmartest Citizens: 9,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,609thMost Cultured: 9,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,214thLargest Governments: 10,615thMost Developed: 11,269thNicest Citizens: 11,593rdMost Influential: 12,253rdMost Secular: 12,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,169thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,746thMost Armed: 16,247thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,280thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,646thHealthiest Citizens: 23,070thLargest Populations: 23,289thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,945thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,997thMost Pro-Market: 26,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,486th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 36th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionMost Extreme: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 69th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dak Prescott was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Dak Prescott was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dak Prescott was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Dak Prescott, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.

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